Female dictionay:

YES = No

NO = Yes

MAY BE = No

I'M SORRY = It will be as I want.

WE WANT = I want

DO IT AS IT PLEASES YOU = You're going to pay a lot for that.

WE NEED TO TALK = I want to complain about you.

GO AHEAD = I don't want you go.

I'M NOT BORED = Of Course I'm bored.
BE ROMANTIC, TURN THE LIGHTS OFF = I'm Feeling overweight.
I WANT NEW CURTAINS = and a new carpet, washing machine, TV,sound system, etc.
I HEARD A NOISE = You are almost asleep.
HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE ME? = I did something you won't like.
I'LL BE READY IN JUST ONE MINUTE = Sit down, take the shoes off, turn the TV on and relax...
AM I OVERWEIGHT? = Say that I'm extremelly beautiful.
YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO COMMUNICATE = Just agrre with me.
I'M NOT SCREAMING = Yes, i'm screaming because it's important.



Male Dictionay:
I'M HUNGRY = I'm hungry.
I'M THIRSTY = I'm thirsty.
I'M TIRED = I'm tired.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO THE MOVIES? = Do you want to have sex with me?
MAY I TAKE YOU TO HAVE DINNER OUT? = Do you want to have sex with me?
MAY I CALL YOU? = Do you want to have sex with me?
BEAUTIFUL DRESS!!! = What a clevet!!! Do you want to have sex with me?
YOU LOOK TENSE, LET ME GIVE YOU A MASSAGE = Would you like to have sex with me?
I'M ANNOYED? = Do you want to have sex with me?
I LOVE YOU = I want to have sex with you right now!!!
I LOVE YOU TOO! = Let's have sex?
LET'S TALK = I'm wanting to show you the profound person I am and perhaps you want to have sex with me.
DO YOU WANNA MARRY ME = I don't want you have sex with other people.
I LIKE THIS DRESS VERY MUCH = Put anyone you want and let's go home to have sex!!!